So, yeah, that first image is from a European Sony ad and I don’t know about you BUT IT CREEPS ME OUT. Ignoring the skeevy implications (woman’s body is a plaything for men, etc) it’s also just CREEPY AS HELL. Like “this is actually the new Silent Hill design” creepy.
So I decided to make it SUPER RIDICULOUS. If more boobs = OMG SEXIER OBVIOUSLY, then mine must be HELEN OF TROY LEVELS OF THE PERFECT WOMAN, RIGHT?! Line up, fellas!
oh my god marry me
Really, Sony? Really?
see cat, this is the kind of picture you want to take off facebook before posting your resume on linked in.
White fish can’t rap.
2008. Vampire Weekend asks everyone about their thoughts on Oxford Commas. They also write a bunch of fantastic songs and stick them on a record. A little punky, a little baroque, a little African, and lots awesome.
And for the record, oxford commas eliminate ambiguity and I care about them deeply.
I miss them still…
They really were that size: paintings and assemblages that Dave would take to get photographed, and send the transparency to DC Comics to use as a cover.
Four more years.
I would also like to bitch about the fact that we can put women on the covers of national magazines with phallic objects in their mouths being sucked and licked
I have yet to see a fella pretending to eat pussy on the cover of goddamn GQ.
Fuck men’s magazines and the bullshit they get away with, honestly.