5 Reasons Why I LOVE Rose Tyler
- Are you an extraterrestrial plumber working in a space station billions of years in the future? Or a simple morgue assistant in the 1800’s? Rose Tyler is your friend. She will look beyond the vagaries of class, time, and species and treat you with respect. Trust.
- Are you a 900-year-old Time Lord having wacky adventures beyond the stars? ROSE TYLER WILL SAVE YOUR ASS. REPEATEDLY. She may not have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Universe and it’s inhabitants, but this allows her to pay attention to the big picture.
- Are you the concept of justice and fairness in the Universe? Because Rose Tyler will fight for you. Hard.
- Are you a person who is willing to trade other being’s lives for money, wealth, or power? You better sleep with one eye open. Because Rose Tyler is COMING FOR YOUR ASS.
- Have repeated plastic surgeries to augment your body turned you into this?
Rose Tyler will call you a “bitchy trampoline.” LIKE A BOSS.
